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Wil found himself on a plane next to the Eleventh Doctor, Matt Smith.
Wil: Anyone that saw my comedy festival show this year knows that sometimes I will tell stories in the way that I think stories should be told as opposed to strictly exactly how the story happened, and I fully acknowledge that and happily talk about that. I need to say for that reason that this happened. This is not me telling the story better—
Cal: No embellishing.
Wil: Coming up with, like… This is just literally the moment I got to share with Matt Smith. So about 3 hours before the planes landed while I think the opportunity has been missed and [grumbles angrily], the cabin announcement has come on and the pilot has said—
"Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t want to panic you, but is there a doctor on board?"
I swear to god that’s true. At the moment that happened, I couldn’t help it, like my eyes just literally — cos, you know, like, I mean I couldn’t help it! — like my eyes just looked directly at him. Like, I just went up, and straight into his eyes and he was just looking like straight back. It was like we clocked each other and I’m staring him in the eye as this happens and it was the fucking coolest thing that anyone ever done, because he winked and the he did that little shhh with his mouth, like he put the finger to his mouth and just went “shhh!”
And I was like, I don’t mind if this plane crashes, my life is now officially awesome.
Justin: I’m furious if it doesn’t.
I had another tech support scammer today. I asked this one whether he’d accepted Jesus Christ into his life
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet