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Hi, I'm Andy. I post 50% music, 25% rambling text posts, 12.5% children's TV shows, 6.25% other TV shows, 3.125% video games, 1.5625% podcasts, 0.78125% calculus jokes, and 0.390625% meta humour. I'm also responsible for Green Guide Quotes, and some music I write sometimes.


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purplefridge:

hi can everyone just take a few seconds of time to report this facebook page? they are screencapping posts in popular tags such as #transgender and posting them to their page - leaving the urls uncensored, mind you - to be attacked and publicly humiliated. multiple friends and i have reported this page to no avail; facebook won’t read our reports.

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we have strength in numbers though. i believe that if hundreds of us are all reporting this, someone’s gonna actually give this page more than a cursory glance.

also i’d strongly advise that if you or anyone you know is posting related content about themselves in these popular tags please stay safe and don’t post there anymore, you could be attacked at any time.

also, i know because i am posting in some of these said buzzword tags, i’ll probably be targeted too, so hi tumblristas! have fun in my inbox!!!

under the cut: just a few receipts of the awful shit they post and some comments by the people these posts are exposed to. heavy trigger warning for transphobia, misogyny, hate speech and much more:

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necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

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brood-mother:

seeing a post from one of your rare fandoms randomly appear on your dash

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shanghai-ohmy:

I don’t think the Hub really thought through the wording on this one

shanghai-ohmy:

I don’t think the Hub really thought through the wording on this one

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This font seems a little dated, let’s try something more modern. I’ve always loved that Comic Sans.

going-in-cakeless:

crysiana:

feministroosterteeth:

Ubisoft is releasing an RPG game in 2014 called Child of Light, featuring a female protagonist. Like most games with female protagonists, it’s getting almost NO marketing and therefore no hype! Check it out, share it around. It looks really cute and I think we ALL want more video games with female protagonists to succeed!

Things you should know about Child of Light, other than the above:

  • It is coming out on April 30th for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, Wii U, Xbox 360 and Xbox One in the US.
  • It is coming out for Steam/Uplay outside the US
  • It is $14.99
  • $14.99!
  • For a whole RPG
  • Everyone has different budgets and this is pretty affordable for many people who game
  • If you can spare the cash it is on like every platform
  • April 30th!  Preorder or save the date.

I’d also like to add that the soundtrack and art direction alone both look fantastic! Even if you don’t want or can’t have the game, please reblog this so fellow artists and musicians alike can see it!

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beefranck:

toolateadopter:

beefranck:

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

I can’t stop laughing at this and I’m not even sure why.

"We have to talk about Jerry. I just don’t think he’s going to make the grade we’ve come to expect around here."

"CARL! CARL, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! THE SUN IS HIDING IN THIS LITTLE METAL HOUSE!"

"I rest my case."

"CARL! CARL! CARL!"

"Do. Something."

"CAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!"

"Or I will."

CRYING

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themysteryofgravityfalls:

Duct Tape! Wood Glue! Hey, You! It’s time to fix more things with Soos!

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neutralnewt:

*puts cigarette between teeth* it’s a metaphor

*puts cigarette next to toothpick* it’s a simile

*sticks cigarette where the sun don’t shine* it’s a euphemism

*puts cigarette in racecar* it’s a palindrome

*puts cigarette on cat and runs for president* it’s a non sequitur

*tells cigarette a dark secret* it’s an apostrophe

*puts, like, a million cigarettes between teeth* it’s a hyperbole

*puts that cigarette into your pipe and smokes it* it’s an idiom

*hands cigarette to Nick, a teen* it’s a pun

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themysteryofgravityfalls:

Fix it! Do it! Accidentally unscrew it! It’s time to fix things with Soos!

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jonkakes:

bigcoolscorner:

merauderdon:

givemeinternet:

As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

No thank you.

The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling

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jonkakes:

bigcoolscorner:

merauderdon:

givemeinternet:

As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

No thank you.

The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling

Source [x]

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