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Hey, I'm Andy. I like Friendship is Magic, Radiohead, and video games. You should follow me.
Hey, I'm Andy. I like Friendship is Magic, Radiohead, and video games. You should follow me.
(214): Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I’m just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
| judge: | so why did you do it? |
| serial killer: | YOLO! |
| jury: | well he has a valid point |
| judge: | case solved, defendant found not guilty because of yolo |
> Ridiculously Photogenic Guy posts AMA on Reddit
> 20 upvotes for OP alone
> No regrets
| Romeo: | I just met you |
| Romeo: | and this is crazy |
| Romeo: | but marry me in three days |
| Romeo: | and commit mutual suicide |
Career Development with Ag-Poor Answers to Common Interview Questions
| Interviewer: | If you could chose one thing in your life to do over, what would it be? |
| You: | Your Mom. |
| Interviewer: | ... |
| You: | I'm just kidding. |
| Interviewer: | I assumed. |
| You: | Yeah, your mom is an awful lay. I wouldn't do her again. |
| Interviewer: | My mother has passed away. |
| You: | That explains why she was so quiet last night. |
| Interviewer: | ... |
| You: | Again. Kidding. I did not have sex with your dead mother last night. |
| Interviewer: | ... |
| You: | Your brother wouldn't give anyone else a chance! Wooooo! When do I start?! |
1,500th post special! :)
Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better, but… Because of them…
I have been changed for good.TOTALLY straight. Yeah. Not quoting Wicked in the name of Ponies at all.
