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Hi, I'm Andy. I post 50% music, 25% rambling text posts, 12.5% children's TV shows, 6.25% other TV shows, 3.125% video games, 1.5625% podcasts, 0.78125% calculus jokes, and 0.390625% meta humour. I'm also responsible for Green Guide Quotes, and some music I write sometimes.


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rhotias:

rhotias:

How do vampires decide on arrangements for their living spaces

Fang shui

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

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nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

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1x18 Land Before Swine

seinfelt:

Kramer eats a large meal of numerous sandwiches, then proceeds to drink seventeen beers before taking a fast-acting laxative. Furiously drunk, he rips off his pants and walks out onto the street, slobber dripping from his mouth and stumbling aimlessly. He shouts at the top of his lungs: “I’m causing a disorder! It’s me, I’m doing it!” It is not long before the police arrest him, cuffing his hands and shoving him in the back of a patrol car.

George, Elaine, and Jerry play a game of Settlers of Catan, but Elaine and Jerry are rendered immobile with laughter when George requests “sheep for wood.”

After several minutes of awkward silence, Kramer attempts to make conversation with the two policemen in the front of the patrol car. “You know I’m a professionally trained magician?” he asks. One of the officers grunts noncommittally. “That means I know how to throw up on demand. You know, in case I swallowed a key for an escape act.” Thrown off by Kramer’s apparent sobriety, the cop in the passenger seat widens his eyes in sudden realization, but too late: Kramer erupts in a geyser of puke for twelve solid seconds. “No!” the policeman shouts. Kramer laughs maniacally, still without pants, and a stream of urine rises to the ceiling of the car. After a minute and a half of the car speeding down the street, pee splashing against the ceiling, the stream stops. “Thank God,” the driver says. “Oh, no, don’t say that just yet,” Kramer says. Immediately, he is stricken with Montezuma’s Revenge of a legendary sort. “IT’S YOUR CAR, PIGS!" he shouts.

Kramer’s deranged laughter deafens the officers, bounces off the skyscrapers, echoes through Hoboken across the river.

jeffreythompson:

Last year I had the pleasure of joining the talented crew over at Disney TV to contribute to the second season of Alex Hirsh’s Gravity Falls! Our season premiere aired a couple weeks ago so the crew and myself are finally able to share what we’ve been working on. I’m really happy with how the episode came together and the 2nd season as a whole is turning out to be something really special. I’ll continue to post artwork as the new episodes roll out. The 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and last images are designed and painted by myself, the 2nd, 7th, 8th, and 9th were designed by our talented layout crew, and painted by me. I’lll have to find and share the links to their sites soon! All artwork overseen by the amazing art director all around super boss man Ian Worrel. 

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plaidsunglasses:

ah yes, perfectly reasonable

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chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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checkmatethatprivilege:

checkmatethatprivilege:

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

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art-blog-of-wonder:

I need more X-ray and vav in my life. 

I mean look at these cuties.

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stardust-seedling:

Fibonacci, the structure of our world.

stardust-seedling:

Fibonacci, the structure of our world.

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fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

captainoftoast:

ATTENTION EVERYONE

  • as you may or may not have known, this guy and @ScrewPain were the guys responsible for swatting the creatures. this caused a shut down of schools, leak of personal information and innocent people almost got hurt because of it.
  • in this time, i’ve kept an eye on spiky’s twitter and he’s swatted several innocent streamers [he posts proof and gloats about it]  and plans to keep doing it. he and pain both think they’re invincible and it needs to stop.
  • pain said he’s going to pax and im seriously worried he’ll swat that place too, so i just want to post a warning to everyone.
  • i know that he is 100% serious who knows what other youtuber or innocent streamer they’ll do it to next. 

EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE ROOSTERTEETH, SPREAD THE WORD. PEOPLE CAN BE HURT OR KILLED BECAUSE OF THIS.

ATTENTION ALL CONFUSED PEOPLE

  • Swatting: A new trend where a Twitch player or Livestreamer is targeted and reported to the police for being a threat. The intention is to watch the Livestreamer or Twitch player be arrested live on camera.
  • If you see anyone bragging that they are the culprits behind a ‘swatting’, report them immediately. Especially to the authorities.

ROOSTER TEETH HAS BEEN INFORMED THAT A THREAT HAS BEEN MADE. THEY HAVE TAKEN PRECAUTIONS. DO NOT CONTACT ROOSTER TEETH ABOUT THIS. THEY KNOW.

Please spread THIS version around so people are further informed.

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