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Hi, I'm Andy. I post 50% music, 25% rambling text posts, 12.5% children's TV shows, 6.25% other TV shows, 3.125% video games, 1.5625% podcasts, 0.78125% calculus jokes, and 0.390625% meta humour. I'm also responsible for Green Guide Quotes, and some music I write sometimes.


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So glad @megturney moved to Austin. Turns out me, @IAmLindsayJones and @GavinFree were always in a 4 man crew, she was just late as fuck.

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Wil found himself on a plane next to the Eleventh Doctor, Matt Smith.

Wil: Anyone that saw my comedy festival show this year knows that sometimes I will tell stories in the way that I think stories should be told as opposed to strictly exactly how the story happened, and I fully acknowledge that and happily talk about that. I need to say for that reason that this happened. This is not me telling the story better—

Cal: No embellishing.

Wil: Coming up with, like… This is just literally the moment I got to share with Matt Smith. So about 3 hours before the planes landed while I think the opportunity has been missed and [grumbles angrily], the cabin announcement has come on and the pilot has said—

"Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t want to panic you, but is there a doctor on board?"

I swear to god that’s true. At the moment that happened, I couldn’t help it, like my eyes just literally — cos, you know, like, I mean I couldn’t help it! — like my eyes just looked directly at him. Like, I just went up, and straight into his eyes and he was just looking like straight back. It was like we clocked each other and I’m staring him in the eye as this happens and it was the fucking coolest thing that anyone ever done, because he winked and the he did that little shhh with his mouth, like he put the finger to his mouth and just went “shhh!”

And I was like, I don’t mind if this plane crashes, my life is now officially awesome.

Justin: I’m furious if it doesn’t.

I had another tech support scammer today. I asked this one whether he’d accepted Jesus Christ into his life

alizabug:

i have been thinking about the lost gravity falls labyrinth episode for like, years now

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carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

l tried really hard not to reblog this

Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

THEY WERE ACROBATS.

THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

THEY DROPPED HIM.

LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

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fullmetalavatar:

Alex Hirsch explains a lost episode from season one of gravity falls.

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ianference:

One of the darkened patient rooms in the Brooklyn Naval Hospital, constructed between 1830 and 1838.  This building, which supplied over one-third of the medicines used by Union troops during the Civil War, was stabilized in the 1990s.  During stabilization, boards were placed over all of the windows - leading to incredibly dark shooting conditions inside.  Exposures tend to range from 1-8 minutes; depending on time of day and weather, the building can appear monochromatic (as here), or awash in a sea of blues and yellows.

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mysteryho:

it just gets worse


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gentlemanbones:

plasmalogical:

mysteryho:

it just gets worse

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punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

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romastreet:

don’t blame it on the sunshine
don’t blame it on the moonlight
don’t blame it on the good times
blame it on tony abbott

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phdscar:

Fucking Legendary

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