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Hi, I'm Andy. I post 50% music, 25% rambling text posts, 12.5% children's TV shows, 6.25% other TV shows, 3.125% video games, 1.5625% podcasts, 0.78125% calculus jokes, and 0.390625% meta humour. I'm also responsible for Green Guide Quotes, and some music I write sometimes.

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Scary-Oke backgrounds by Jeffrey Thompson (top) and Paul Tsui (rest). Art Direction by Ian Worrel

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My adorable kitten Fefe :3

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i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

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To all my followers

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when it comes to True Detective though I will draw the line at Rob Schneider



Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN


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 so there’s rumours going around at the moment that Vince Vaughn will be one of the mains in True Detective season 2. I was really quick to judge, before remembering that last season had Matthew McConaughey, someone who I had all but written off as a guy who does bad romantic comedies and takes off his shirt (as I like to say sometimes, I was all about the Matthew McConaughate). And now, I’m firmly in the camp of “he can be a damn fine actor”. So, if the rumours are to be believed, I’m cautiously optimistic. True Detective is a fine show that brings out a lot of great things from its actors, and I’m interested to see what Vaughn will do with it


I’m just kidding! I love you and Johnny.


Guess what? MAD AS HELL returns Wednesday September 24 at 8:00pm on ABC.

Now in its fourth series (something of a miracle for Shaun Micallef) MAD AS HELL returns with a cocky swagger and a raffish smile, ready to do to the weekly news what other ABC programs could only dream of: report on the stories which matter with an editorial slant rarely seen outside of Lenin’s Soviet Republic.

Says Micallef, “I haven’t noticed my old friend Josh Thomas tackling the big issues of the day on Please Like Me and that spineless coward Tom Ballard may as well abandon any pretence that Reality Check is a hard news show. And don’t get me started on those repeats of Midsomer Murders. Thank God for Australia I have principles.”

It makes THE BOLT REPORT look like a serious commitment to the news.

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shitty m15 infinite combo courtesy of reddit.

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I had another adventure with the ‘Microsoft Windows’ scammers today

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